Oh thank God there's a bit of a break here, with
Stylus listing the top 50 and bottom 10 U.S. singles they've covered this year so far. I will say I'm surprised "Drop It Like It's Hot" made it to #1, but people seem to dig that song a lot more than I do.
As far as the U.K. edition is concerned...
1) Oasis, "Lyla" -- Snore. I'm not gonna cop to Oasis hate. They make some good tunes. This is not awful, but super-duper meh. You know how I don't care about U2? I don't care about this in the same way. 3. (
Pops up when you visit their site)
2) Turin Brakes, "Fishing for a Dream" -- Am not hating it, because I like acoustic arpeggios and the melody is not bad. Cranky Mikey says no one is allowed to start off with an acoustic guitar and vocals except Leonard Cohen, but he is wrong. Acoustic guitar is pretty. Admittedly, the lyrics are bad and so is the video (dude #1, shave your head; dude #2, would you please take off that scarf?), but those who say it's lesser Belle & Sebastian are kinda right. 4. (
it's on their site)
Motherfuck! Explorer crashes. Here's the redo.
3) Jennifer Lopez feat Fat Joe, "Hold You Down" --
Covered and rated.
4) Black-Eyed Peas, "Don't Phunk with My Heart" --
Ditto.
5) Kaiser Chiefs, "Everyday I Love You Less and Less" -- Aww, it's not so bad. It's kind of cute and new wavey. I could potentially jump around to this at a party with a few drinks in me, but they're no Futureheads. 4. (
horrible video here)
6) Rob Thomas, "Lonely No More" -- It is only a matter of time until it infects you too. Like the BSB/N Sync beat on the verse and the "woos" from both keyboards and people. Really don't want to like the song, yet sing it to myself already. Minus points for his dancing in the video. Ugh. 5. I hate myself. (
video here)
7) Hot Hot Heat, "Goodnight Goodnight" --
Covered and rated.
8) Javine, "Touch My Fire" -- Doesn't live up to the title in the slightest. Obligatory pancontinental touches don't a good song make. And I
like Eurovision. 2. (
streams automatically at her site)
9) New Order feat Ana Matronic, "Jetstream" -- Just not my thing and never has been. I think it sounds dated and not dancy enough. 3. (
video here)
10) Sleater-Kinney, "Entertain" -- Halvsies. I like aspects of their music (drums, pace) and dislike others (guitars, it can be a little yelly). Also, they appear to be trying to say something, which, icky. 3. (
video here)
11) Mylo, "In My Arms" -- Not enough of a song here. Mike writes about how it's all intro, and that's true, but he likes that and I don't so much. I keep waiting for stuff to start. This confirms that I am impatient. It is good background music. 4. (
video and more on his site)
12) Stevie Wonder feat. En Vogue and Prince, "So What the Fuss" -- I will say that I think it's really cute how much Mike likes this song. I enjoy it, but it is no "Superstitious." It is no a lot of things. Because he is aging, and therefore it is more mellow, though still with nice keyboard sounds. It makes you want to sit around with a lemonade more than dance kung-fu fighting stizz. 6. (
video and, yes, video with audio description from Busta Rhymes here)
13) Trick Daddy, "Sugar" -- Another one I'm surprised I didn't cover when it came out here. Kicks "Candy Shop"'s ass all kinds of ways. Nice sample, actual candy-making in video (!), and I am an admitted fan of Trick Daddy, who has got charisma to spare, and a style that I think combines aspects of both South and Chicago flows. 6. (
video on ifilm)
14) Eels, "Hey Man Now You're Really Living" -- Mix (just for video?) rather frustrating. Bits where he doesn't sing (or at least drops back) and the chorus comes in are much better. Video very annoyingly wacky and, I believe, is biasing me against the song. Something's ringing false about it. 3. (
video on this page on their site)
15) Antony and the Johnsons, "Hope There's Someone" -- Yes, the voice is interesting, but it's not clicking with the "love" part of my brain yet. And when people are saying things like "Listening to Antony's voice is like hearing Elvis for the first time: two words and he has broken your heart . . . when he sings it is the most exquisite thing that you will hear in your life" (Laurie Anderson), it is hard not to have expectations. Intriguing but not punch-to-the-gut great. 5. (
video here)